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Are you tired of every time you go to make a sandwich you have to cut the bread yourself?  Or how about toast? Isn’t it frustrating to not have a piece of bread conveniently waiting to be buttered? 

Well ladies and gentlemen, times are changing and so is your bread!  Introducing pre sliced loaves!  Next time you make a sandwich, keep the bread knife in the drawer.  With pre sliced bread, you will cut your sandwich time in half; but not your bread!  These new and improved bread loaves come sliced into individual half-inch pieces for your convenience.  From turkey and cheese to peanut butter and jelly, people all across the country are raving about pre sliced bread.  Just listen to this happy customer’s review:

I always had to go to the trouble of slicing my own bread before making my sandwich.  I found this process to be long and dangerous.  By the time I was done making my sandwich, I didn’t want it anymore.  Multiple times I found myself in the hospital with a knife wound from trying to cut my bread.  Now with pre sliced bread, the danger level of making a sandwich is nonexistent.  I have time to enjoy my sandwiches now because it drastically reduces the production time!

With all of the possibilities sliced bread has to offer, anyone can find use for this miracle product.  From children to adults, from toast to sandwiches, sliced bread is changing the world of food one loaf at a time!  Discover the wonders and joy of pre sliced bread for yourself at your nearest general store. 

Like a good neighbor, sliced bread is there.